Do you know what I love? Being rewarded for just being in the right place at the right time.
I'm back in Stockholm after my ship from Helsinki docks, and I have a few hours to kill before my night train departs (the same day). It starts to get dark, and I'm near the old town center when I hear a large "bang" in the distance. The same sound rings again, and again, and then it begins to increase in frequency. At first I thought it was either the military doing some shooting practice, or perhaps it was another drug deal gone wrong. I looked to the sky and noticed the flashes had a little colour to them now. Between me and the fireworks was a large parliament building blocking 100% of my view. I awkwardly ran to the action, trying not to spill the incredibly small glass of mulled wine I had just purchased, not two minutes previous.
Fireworks to me always bring back terrible memories of mosquitos (lots and lots of mosquitos), and long (carbon monoxide filled) vehicle line-ups. It was a nice treat to just walk by and bear witness to a nice display of things exploding, if even for just a few minutes.
After the firework show ended, I went to the old town cathedral and listened to an organ concert. But this ain't your moma's organ concert. The organist (I think his name was C.M. Lericiiciici) has been playing for the Pope for over twenty years. Lericiiciici laid down holy beats like it was nobody's business. Every holy-shizzle was met with two (or more!) concecrated-fizzle, and the rambunctious audience of grey haired hipsters were fueling the fire with unrestricted energy and rhythm (I think I saw one of them stretch!!!!).
I had an embarrassing moment on the night train later that evening. After making my bed, the ticket-checking clerk made me move because my numbers were backwards, and I was in the wrong room. It's not unusual about being put into a mixed dorm-style room where all the other occupants just happen to be girls, but this time I really WAS in a girls room. Once I made it to my assigned bed, I quickly realized that the feminists of the world have won. The pillow in the girls cab was like you would expect--soft. The pillow in MY cab was a little bit more like the egyptians used. I'm not normally one to complain, but I paid the same rate as those girls to sleep on this train. Why do I get an inferior pillow for the same rate? This "equal rights" campaign can take my concrete pillow and shove it! I'll show them! I'll show all of them! YEARGH!
(or the nerdiER version: YEARGH!)
Malmö has been surprisingly nice, what with its Copenhagen style city planning, and Stockholm style architecture. I visited the local ramparts, and also took a long sight seeing stroll downtown. I saw a very interesting display of new vs. old architecture at the city library. On one side you have the red brick, classical renaissance style, and adjacent to that you will find the glass and steel play well together. The new wing of the library was so cool that I just had to take a look around. The simple act of finding a book in that place would be an adventure, and free! Shame I can't read Swedish.
I just realized I thought looking for a book would be exciting. This makes me sad. Oh well, nap time!
Kyle- eating way too many free gingersnaps- out.
Saturday, December 20, 2008
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First of all, a lady is like a delicate rose petal covered in a sunrise dew and must lay her pretty head, with it's flaxen hair and snow white skin, on a pillow filled with the softest clouds and covered in the finest silk that smells of cinnimon and lavender to induce the sweetest of dreams.
Secondly, men are tough and burly and like to sleep on the ground and use a branch as a toothbrush and a pine cone for toilet paper and they keep themselves warm by using the body heat of a deat Elk that they caught and killed with only a snair and their own teeth.
Lastly, as of 2007 (Stats Can.), women are earning 70 cents for every dollar earned by a man. So you can take that pillow and shove it untill women are making more than men.
Have I mentioned that the corner by my apartment has an art gallery featuring feminism this month. Also, the Vancouver Art Gallery across from work is featuring a "Feminism Through the Ages" exhibit.
Anyway, I got your card about a week ago. Mom pretty much told you all the details of her visit so I don't really have anything new to tell you. I hope you are able to make it to Rita's. She is very kind and generous and will be fun to hang around at Christmas. Also, her cooking will make you drool it is so good. Sure beats rancid apple sause and beans.
We are having a snow storm in Vancouver tonight and Bella had a great time running around and playing. It is actually pretty snow and is't all wet and sticky. My friend Michelle from work was going up to Whisler over Christmas with some friends and I was invited along. She doesn't want to ski so I am going to show her how to tobbogan Markwart Style! Oh, I forgot to mention this is the first time she's seen snow. She's from Australia. You haven't experienced Canada untill you've been sent careening down a mountin side on your butt!
That's it for now. I have been really enjoying your blogs. Keep up the whit and sarcasim!
Have an awesome Christmas and an amazing New Year! I miss you!
Love and Hugs,
Tiffany
So we made it to the first day of winter! This morning it was -37C and around -50C with windchill. The only colder place I could find was Resolute Bay which is within spitting distance of the North Pole. (BAH!)I see it's +7 in Stuttgart right now with no minus temperatures anywhere in sight. (HUMBUG!)
We celebrated by having the McMasters Christmas party. All the staff (Margaret, MaryAnn, Loverne, Lonna and Wendy, as well as Laurena and Tyler, Ryan and Denise and Dad and I all went to the ParkTown for brunch and then went to Persephone to see a mattinee performance of A Christmas Carol. I think a good time was had by all. We knew you were arriving in Stuttart this evening, so we thought that would be sometime during the time of our festivites.
So you were with us in our thoughts. ("God Bless Us Every One!")
Love, Mom
We wanted to make sure you got this before the 25 so, just in case you don't check your blog comments very often, Merry Christmas!!! (from both Marie and myself)
Hmmmm all I can say is you brought this on yourself...
When I am watching fireworks all I have are these horrible memories of a screaming child writhing in my arms. The hysterical noise coming from the child rival only that of a hyena with its foot caught in a rusty trap, and my ears are nearly bleeding with pain. Not to mention all the dirty looks we are getting from people who are about to call us in to child services for obvious torture. Who is this said child? None other than my now bearded brother - KYLE!!!!
So did you cry this time you watched the fireworks?
Oh and also, you had to know you were asking for it when you brought up feminism. Just so you know I have laid my pretty head with flaxen hair upon many a stone pillow. Sometimes I didn't even have a pillow and had to use sand in a bag or rocks. I have seen grown men cry at only having one blanket while I have no blanket and have to cover myself in towels and sweaters just to keep my body from going into a cold induced coma. Have I mentioned having to walk in waist deep snow up hill? Life ain't fair, deal with it.
And on a happier note (no more Kyle/male bashing, I promise...for now...hee hee) I hope you have a great time with Rita. I hear you talked to Omi and Opi the other day. I am jealous. Everyone will be at my house on xmas eve so you can call us there. Email me if you need the number.
Your pretending-she-is-tougher-than-she-really-is-just-for-the-sake-of-arguing-sister, Laurena
Now you know the next time that happens you'll just need to steal one of those pillows. I wouldn't mind bunking with some girls. Just wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas and a happy New Year.
Merry Christmas, Kyle and Tiffany. Here we are on the 24th already. We will miss you tonight as we gather for our little Yule fest. We will be thinking of you and will toast you with a zimpt stern.
Love, Mom
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