Sunday, March 22, 2009

English times: Ludwigsburg, Germany

The following is what I used for the last post.
I am king at stretching content!

So, where was I?
Ah yes, leaving Brasov.
When my train crossed the border from Hungary to Romania two days previous, I had the intelligence and forethought to change the time on my watch. Last thing I want is to quickly check my watch and miss a train by an hour. Sadly, on the morning of my departure from Brasov, I noticed very quickly that my iPod (which is now my full time alarm clock), synched with my computer, which was set to the old time zone. I woke up that morning, smashed my iPod (as usual) and napped for another ten minutes. When my alarm went off again, I checked my watch, and became fully aware that I had only thirty minutes till my train would depart.
Normally, such things are not a problem, but not only did I already have the ticket purchased, but the train I wanted was the only to depart for Bucharest in six hours (super lame). To make things worse, the train station was a good 15 minutes drive from my hostel, and the bus only comes every 15 minutes.

In a furious haste, I packed my stuff, retrieved my deposit from the hostel (I considered sacrificing my deposit for the cause, possibly saving precious minutes), and then ran to the bus stop.
Lucky Kyle #1 was that the reception was open, and the employee had the money ready.
Lucky Kyle #2 was that the bus I needed arrived after just five minutes of waiting.
Lucky Kyle #3 was that the bus did not hit a traffic jam.
Lucky Kyle #4 was that the bus did not burst in to flames (I just don't like busses, ok?).
As much as I truly despise travel by bus (making sure that sinks in), my ride to the train station was quite "fun," for it was equipped with satellite radio, which was tuned to what I could only describe as Arabian car chase music (this helped relive some stress, and pumped me up to boot!). Adding to the good music, the driver had no care for the safety of people on, or off the bus (zoom zoom).
So in the end, I managed to catch my train. I was early by about 90 seconds, so off I went, with brand new adventures awaiting me in Bucharest.

Bus travel (sigh), was the only method of transport to my new hostel in Bucharest. That being said, the bus system there was top notch. They were roomy, clean, and extremely modern. Each vehicle was equipped with a real time GPS, and an LCD monitor with flawless updates on the current route (such as, where and when the next 5-6 stops will be, coupled with an overview map).

To completely plagiarize my guide book (which was 100% correct in this matter):
"Bucharest is a city of stray dogs, rip off taxis, lack of tourist information, and communist smears."

I was only in Bucharest for two days, but even the hostel employees were confused by any travelers to the city (most common question asked was "why Bucharest?"). If I were to describe Bucharest, I would use the term "Communist era, architectural wasteland." Don't get me wrong, there are some things that communism can give us that democracy can not. One such project would be the complete demolition of an entire urban district to house the big mamma of parliament buildings. The Bucharest Palace of Parliament is the second largest building in the world (second to the Pentagon), and took nearly 700 architects, and 100 bajillion Romanian nou lei (their currency) to build. Security around the building was tight as (nerd reference alert!): Michael's CS AK-47 skillz, Alan's AOEII Saracen skillz, Adam's Rogue "enchanted bow of lighting" skillz, or my own personal "lets cast D+D on my allied dragons" skillz. Needless to say, that's incredibly tight security.

Much like Brasov, the best thing to do in Bucharest was simply to walk around the downtown (especially at dusk). The "old town" district was simply the most seedy European old town i've yet to see. The roads were ten times worse than Saskatoon roads, packs of (big, but seemingly non violent) dogs roamed the area, and most buildings looked (and most likely were) completely condemned. The river smelled of sewage and fish (some people were in fact fishin), and the downtown district was in a state of perpetual traffic jam.

The following day found me (once again) on a bus. This time, however, I was going to be on it for twelve hours (instead of the much preferred, ten minutes).
Next up? Tales of the Turkish Delight.

-Kyle-now thinking of thatched roof cottages-out

12 comments:

Rosemarie Markwart said...

Hello. Happy spring! The vernal equinox is always an exciting annual landmark - in theory. In reality, we still have most of our snow. There have been a couple of days with plus temps, so we have the usual slush, ruts, puddles, ice and blustery wind.

We have been trying for a while to get to Glenn's to go toboganning. It has mostly been too cold, but we decided today would be the day, come hell or high water. We didn't actually have that, but we did have freezing rain, with the forecast for a thunder storm. As the temperature dropped, the toboganning hill got very fast and a good time was had by all. (Laurena and Tyler, Ryan and Erin, Dad and me - Glenn and the boys were skiing at Kananaskis). We managed to get home before the snow started and the roads completely iced up.

Lousy Smarch weather!

Happy to report that your little car is still comfortably hibernating under its white, fluffy blanket.

Seeya soon. Love, Mom

Laurena said...

So as mom mentioned, we finally got out to Glenn's for some sledding this winter. Every other time I tried to arrange it the temperature would dip to minus 50. This time though, it was raining.

The first couple of runs were really good. Slower but fun and easy to control. Then when it got dark and colder, the hill became a bobsled run and it was GREAT!!! I had one run where I bashed my knee on the side of the sled, flew in the air and then landed on my stomach back on the sled!!! Once I realised I was a)still alive and b) still on course, I did the rest of the run on my belly. It was good and bumpy fun and I have a HUGE lump on my knee as a souvenir.

We had piles of food (farmer's sausage, mashed potatoes, corn, salad, sandwiches, chili, brownies, oreos, fruit...) and then the power went out for a bit. It was eerily quiet and dark, but we found some candles and that only added to the magical ambience of Glenn's.

Anyway, I guess you are back at Rita's. Enjoy some spoiling before coming back here to the real world.

Your walking-with-a-proud-limp-sister, Laurena

Al said...

Love the post! Also, super-awesome that you kind enough to translate it for us...I was kind of worried for a minute that I'd have to babelfish your "finnish" post since I scrolled down and started reading from the first post I'd missed. (By the way, Michael is way cooler in finnish than Alan...which is boringly the same.) And thanks for the shout-out there. :)

The weather here, while gradually warming up, is currently trying to kill us with blunt-force trauma caused by vast patches of treacherous ice (as opposed to just plain ol' freeze us solid where we stand). So it was definitely a good call on your part to stay in Europe an extra month and miss this garbage weather.

Looking forward to many pictures and tales of Byzantium/Constantinople/Instanbul!

Anonymous said...

Only a few more days until you're home. I'll miss having a blog to check every few days for new pictures and stories.

Al said...

Or is he home soon??

You didn't change your flight date again did you? You wascally wabbit!

Kyle Markwart said...

haha no.
As much fun as it is blowing 150 bucks on changing flights, I'm no crazy man.

For now, just know that I'm in good ol' Canada now (Toronto area) visiting Craig.

I'll be home soon, don't fret!

Mike said...

Kyle is back in Canada??? Vwaaaa? Oh man thats awesome. I feel closer to you already

Al said...

Very cool, see you on the 5th!

Rosemarie Markwart said...

Hi. If you haven't already done so, try this again

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrwO79NNuF8

I've been hearing a lot about a virus that is set to attack on Apr 1. I don't know if it's a joke or if there could be a real problem. I'm backing up a lot of things, just in case.

The last we heard you were leaving Bucharest. Any news?

We had a busy weekend with a display at the Gardenscape Show and the usual shooting of grads and teams.

Seeya sooon. Love, Mom

Rosemarie Markwart said...

Hello. Welcome home! I'm glad to see you arrived with all your arms intact!

My habit has been to check this blog numerous times a day, so I don't know what I'll do now.

I'm looking forward to the "Grand Finale" installment and the rest of the photos.

Love, hugs and bruises from Mom

Laurena said...

Even though you are home and this blog has not changed in a painfully long time, I am STILL checking it numerous times a day.

Get of your butt and put something new on here!!!! I am in withdrawl!!!

If you don't hurry up and post a new blog I am going to hunt you down and pinch your arm. Be afraid, be veeeeeerrrrry afraid.

Kyle Markwart said...

b-b-b-b-ut... I don't wanna!