Argh! Even with all the extra time I've given myself, I'm still at constant war against the clock. I've had this particular post on the back burner for a long time, but my prime writing time (late at night) keeps getting disrupted by my hostel mates. It would seem they find it more interesting to go out for some food and drinks, rather than stare at a text riddled LCD screen for hours. Silly rabbits.
Another interesting thought is that I SHOULD be home by now, stuffing my face with delicious Mohnkuchen, Mr. Sicily pizza, Tim bits, Laurena made steak (maybe breaded chicken too), and macaroni/meat sauce. While at the same time of course, using Canada Dry and Coffee to cleanse my throat for more efficient gluttony. Oh, and this would all take place while watching BSG Season 4.
Mmmmmmm, gluttony. Makes me miss that mediterranean cruise (believe it or not, I gained some weight by the end).
But instead of that, I'm stuck here in Europe. *cough*
Yea yea, poor me huh. My tears must taste delicious.
That, however; is old news (and excellent filler).
New news: East bloc (even better filler).
Zagreb was merely a foot note for my travel log. The city was magnificent in regards to architecture, and much more modern than Ljubljana. On my city map, there were literally 15+ museums/galleries to choose from. I had not been to a museum since-- I can honestly not remember (Berlin maybe?), so I thought that the time was right to break my museum drought. I had some excellent pizza (they looove pizza in Eastern Europe), and I also tried my hand at some "house special (which was awesome. Was some sort of random meat on a bun)."
Yea good times--there was also a cathedral, an awesome medieval old town, a gas shortage, and a flock of seagulls. That's about it (aww great, now I've resorted to movie quotes again).
The highlight of Zagreb (more often than not), was a simple night out on the town. Most of the people at the hostel were just as bored as me (it took 3 hours to explore the city), so we all went out to fill our guts, then retired for a night of Family Guy and Mythbusters.
You see? This is what happens when I upload pictures of a location BEFORE I make a post on the blog. I run out of material and everyone suffers, especially the seagulls (I'm trying so hard, but nothing is working).
Well, after Zagreb (which I did in fact enjoy), was Budapest. If I had one word to describe Budapest, it would be "Prague-ish-ness." They got themselves a river, a classical old town, a large river, a famous bridge, a hilltop castle, and (most importantly) more to do than I had time to do it. I arrived in town quite late. Not being tired, I simply went out on a shooting excursion (it had been a long time since my last). The hostel was awesome, and the guy running the place was one of the best I've ever seen.
You'll be interested to know that on one of my nights out, my company was an 18 year old (waiiiiiit for iiiiiiiit) french guy. He was the only other person at the hostel, so I took my chances. It turned out to be a hilarious night. Not only did the bar/pub rock my socks, but watching inebriated French youngins (yes, I can say that. So sue me) hit on every good looking Hungarian girl in sight (and being shot down just as quickly. They were pretty "female dog" about it too--pardon my French--get it? ohoohohohohoho I made a funny), has its own form off twisted entertainment. Eventually we DID find some females (lots in fact, which made up for the earlier failures), who were super friendly. In fact, we ended up getting along so well, that the whole group of us stayed up throughout the night, and well into the morning. In hindsight, this was a poor decision on my part. I lost all the daylight hours of the next day (due to sleeping through them), and it absolutely killed me for the following day as well. Oh well, it was certainly worth the trouble!
My third "day" in Budapest was my first with actual daylight, so I took to the streets and found all (well almost all) of the "to see" sights. Even with the terrible weather, Budapest was still a wonderful city to explore. Tons of variety kept me interested, and the people were pretty cool too (even the synagogue security guard who gave me attitude). Heading ever further south-east, I found that the locations are in fact getting more unique, exotic, and less "western." That being said, I have yet to be blown away by any culture shock yet.
In almost every Western European country, I have run into some form of gypsy beggar lady (not knowing what else to call them), trying to part me from my precious money. They are normally short, stout, have leathery darkish skin, and absolutely always wear a bandana over their hair (with a corner hanging over their forehead). Some extreme cases are the ones with walking sticks (nice medical ones, that brace at the elbow), or children assistants.
The point is that when I got off the train in Brasov (transylvania area, Romania), I walked into a FLEET of these women. You have to understand. Up until this point, these women have been serious trouble for me. Some of them are thieves, some of them are simply pity cases, and they were having a convention in Brasov. Then I saw something interesting. All these women ran into the arms of their husbands, sons, and friends. I have never seen one of these women smile--ever, until that point. All of a sudden, these women became a little more "real" to me. Sure, they may be incredible jerks when in the Western EU area, but their "job" is one of the worst I could imagine. If they were passive in their begging techniques, they would most likely never get any "charity" at all. Now that they made it home (god only knows how long they are gone for), they got some fancy Euros to spend. Good for them-- I guess.
Interesting note: Nobody has begged for money here.
Another note: I still wouldn't "donate."
Kyle-one! ah ha ha! two! ah ha ha! three! ah ha ha'ing-out
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
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Mmm, Mr Sicily. Just picked up one of their pizzas last night!
Yeah, not really much new over here. It got stupid cold again this week (cuz winter is a jerk). Like, minus 44 yesterday morning with the windchill. Makes it very difficult to get out of bed, let alone go to work!!
Work is pretty much the same as well...no big-screen BSG watching :(
On a happy note it's supposed to warm up this weekend, hopefully its not another teaser!!
It's still that cold? WOW!
I shouldn't be surprised I guess, as it is Saskatchewan afterall.
I've got a 12 hour bus ride today! Woo?
Old Man Winter is an absolute jerk. The Ides of March are almost upon us and we are still suffering through the deep midwinter cold of January. Enough already! Loverne, Wendy and I left yesterday at 7am for a 2hr trip to Cut Knife. It was only about -32, but as we travelled west, the temp dropped. Borden and Radisson areas had air temperatures of -40, complete with ice fog and sundogs. Then there was a 10 minute period where the temperature rose 10 degrees to only -30. A chinook! I hear a rumour of single digits for the week-end, but we've heard that kind of crazy talk before.
If it's culture shock you're looking for, you're probably in the right neighbourhood - you just need to get into some remote villages.
My curiousity is piqued. A 12 hour bus trip? to where? and why not take the train? I'm sure enlightenment will swiftly come if you can avoid French boys and Romanian girls.
Take care. Love, Mom
Wow I had just assumed that after this long without posting you had succumbed to the spider bites. Guess I owe Al 50 bucks.
Yeah the story here is that its cold. Really cold. Also Curtis Dagenais (the guy who killed 2 RCMP and wounded one down in Spiritwood) was found guilty of first degree murder, as well as attempted murder. As far as i'm concerned if you kill a cop, you deserve... well you guys know. Anyway thats my input to the Saskatchewan Scoop.
Whew!
I had a lot of catching up to do.
So let's see...
1. I am so glad you are in Romania. I realy wanted to visit Bucharest after I was in Mad Forest (based on the revolution in 1989). Try to get to Transilvania it would be so cool to see the castle.
2. Dude! you totally win the prize for grossest injury, and might I add...EEEEEEEEEEEYUCK shudder, shudder, shudder. (BTW have I shown you the photo of me in a "clinic" in China when I got really sick. EEEEEEEEEEEEWIEGROSSBLECHYUCKIE!!!)
3. *the more you know* one of your photo comments with a beheaded Medusa is wrong. She was slain by Perseus not Achilles. After he was done turning people into stone he later threw her head into the sea and it makes coral wherever it goes.
4. On that topic, I think your mystery statue photo of the guy on your guide book might be Poseidon. I am just making an educated guess though because of the horses in the fountain (one of his symbols)
5. Any time spent searching for or eating pizza and/or gellato is always time well spent. mmmmmmmmmmm!
6. Any chance your flight home will be stopping in Vancouver
7. My oxen always died of Cholora
8. All screaming French teenagers must die!
9. If you have some extra time in Europe you should see if you can get to the UK. 4 words... The Cliffs of INSANITY!
10. Have you noticed any web throwing abilities yet
I hope you keep having great adventures! I like your long hair too (just be careful of a Michael Douglas mullet circa 1990)
Luv Tiff =)
Oooh BSG...I just got it...Mike's a fan
Mom-
-I might try and sound tough by saying that I want some culture shock, but it's hard enough to find English speaking people here anyway.
-My first Euro bus trip was made because (1)EU rail pass is not valid in these parts (2)cheaper than a train (3)faster than a train
-spoiler-I'm in Istanbul now
Mike-
-Don't give up on your bet yet. The marks on my left arm are gone, but I got some new ones on my right (6 or 7 brutal bites that were not bothering me before, but are now causing minor paralysis (seriously). What scares me is how my skin under the bites (following blood flow) is turning bright red. Looks like the toxin is moving down my arm. No Spider web ability YET, but I may die before then (when the toxins reach my heart, who knows?).
-glad to see the Canadian justice system is swift... Has the trial started for that Greyhound bus beheader guy yet?
Tiff-
-I knew that it was Perseus and not Achilles. Stupid me. Duh!
-Sorry, no Vancouver =(
-Cholora is a %*&&^
-Number 8 is %110 correct.
-No UK this trip =( Istanbul will have to do for now.
-It's too late. My mullet is full blown, but in most pictures I try to hide most of it. The first thing I intend to do when I'm back in Canada is get a haircut asap(which would be my first in 6 months!).
P.S. This post took forever due to crazy Turkish keyboard. GOD!
KYLE! Have you seen a doctor again?
I called some medical professionals here and they say you must see a doctor right away.
The travelling redness and the paralysis are both bad signs.
I know Istanbul may not be the best place to try and find a doctor. If you are unsuccessful, then take the first train to Germany and seek help there.
If money is an object, let me know.
Keep me posted. Love, Mom
Meh, it's not that bad. I'd rather man it out and face the consequences of my foolish actions later. After some online research, I'm fairly confident my bites are bed bug related. The redness has stopped its advance, and the drugs I got in Slovenia are helping with the itchiness. If I didn't scratch them in the first place, I would likely not be in this situation.
As a side note (just a precaution of course), dial 9-1, and when I say, dial 1 again. Then again, the emergency code in Turkey is 211 or something. /shrug
Very comforting. What about the numbness/paralysis? If it's improving you can probably "wait and see". If it starts getting worse, or if you start feeling feverish or achy, then see a doctor pronto.
On another vein (ahaahaahaa - Mom made a funny) there are Strange days in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan as well. I had my car heater on full blast, as usual, and actually felt TOO WARM after a while. I also had to unplug my seat warmer because my butt was TOO WARM. I even had to open the window because it was TOO WARM. Then I quickly had to close it again because there was a vaguely familiar liquid substance on the road that was splashing my van. What's this! My van thermometer is registering a temperature that does not have a "-" in front. Does... not... compute!
When I was looking at your wanderings on my map, I wondered if you were heading to Istanbul. I sure would, but since you had stopped in Turkey on your cruise, I was uncertain. Hopefully, the Bosphorus will be glinting turquoise in the sun and the Sophia
and other Mosques will be respendant.
This has been in my head for days, and I don't it's right that I should suffer alone.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrwO79NNuF8&feature=related
That link leads to a plain page, with only this as a message.
"Access to this web site is banned by "TELEKOMÜNİKASYON İLETİŞİM BAŞKANLIĞI" according to the order of: Ankara 1. Sulh Ceza Mahkemesi, 05.05.2008 of 2008/402"
Interesting.
Sorry. This will hopefully do it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrwO79NNuF8
Also, what's with camels dying of Dysentary, and oxen of Cholera?
Better today?
Love, Mom
new link gives same problem, as does the "rick mercer's report" site.
also. Oregon trail.
also (again). Redness is now a slight pink, and paralysis is a mere itch.
Not that you will be in Norway again on your trip...but yesterday I discovered the deliciousness that is stroopwaffle (or however its spelt). Marie's former roommate, Kris, has some. Her sister is currently hanging out in Norway and mailed some back (haha). Anyway, it was AMAZING! I imagine it even tastes better before making the harrowing journey to Canada through the global postal system.
Oh, and it must be spring here now because I managed to clean my car and get it completely dirty again in the same day (although the inside is still nice and clean...and at least the outside dirt is new dirt).
Well, like Alan, I have been suffering from a HORRIBLE cold so I have not had any brain power to commentso far. But I am back now and don't know which side to take first...that of nagging/caring-sister or of wooooo-that-sounds-fun-sister. Lets go with what I know best and do the nag.
Please be careful about those spider bites. I know it may seem wimpy to go to a doctor about something stupid like a bug bite, but if there is poison in your blood it could cause worse problems later. Like what if it has long term effects on your computer skills and you no longer remember how to download music or think up cool user names like Zorgon? Then you will just be like your ANCIENT 31 year old sister and really, isn't that scary enough!!!? Go to the doctor.
Ok now that I got THAT out of the way, woooo, partying all night in Budapest sounds fun!!! The reason the hot Hungarian chicks were turning down young Frenchie was a) because he was young, b) he was not rich and c) any normal girl would run away from a young Frenchie. When Viv and I were in Budapest I was amazed/disgusted with how many REALLY young hot chicks were latched on to REALLY gross old men. I guess the goal there is to get a sugar daddy.
While in Budapest did you go to any of the outdoor thermal pools? There is nothing like sitting in a tepid human soup to cure up spider bites (or so I have been told).
So when you get home I will be more than happy to bbq you up a few steaks and fry you up some chicken. I am sure we will need to fatten you up!
Oh, and when Tiffany mentioned her oxen always dying of cholera I suddenly had a flash back to grade 8 and this game (Oregon Trail) that we played. Why are you and Tiff talking about that? Does anyone have that game? Was it on the computer or a board game? I only have a distant memory of it.
Ok so hope Istanbul (was Constantinople now it's Istanbul not Constantinople) has been treating you well and I look forward to the next blog.
Keep fit and have fun, you nagging/caring/wooo-that-sounds-like-fun-sister, Laurena
Well it would seem you were on the way out when Oregon Trail became the phenomenon it is today. Back in MY day, when we were good, or when the teacher was lazy (more commonly the ladder), we were sent to the computer room. This computer room was filled with the (at the time) state of the art "Apple II" computer. The gaming capabilities of the system were low, but the most popular game was "Oregon Trail."
When the game started, you choose your character, and your trail mates.
Long story short, the joke you are interested in is related to my Egypt post, where I stated that "my camel died of Dysentery," which was a possible cause of death to your Oregon Trail characters. Being young and mature, this was obviously not hilarious in any way. Nope, not at all.
P.S. I was one of the only people who didn't name their characters after something vulgar (I'm looking at you, Adam).
I remember things dying of dysentary for sure!!! Can this game still be played or is it only available on 1991 Macs?
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